in what distant deeps or skies

last-snowfall:

apiphile:

whovianletthedaleksout:

theladyoflight:

paradiselostbythedashboardlight:

inspired by this

Where’s Tony Stark?

tony stark is the entire spectrum

tony stark is the entire spectrum

I saw the question first before I scrolled down to the answers (which are pure truth) and my immediate thought was ” … what time, on what day, after what event?”

sols-crew:

walkintoasylum:

squirrelleisure:

fenrirmakara:

also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie

wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit

never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)

don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)

sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more

raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)

try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge

don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life

large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)

food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans

half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)

and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you

zombies burn

About that last one… yes zombies burn, they burn real well. But they don’t care. They will continue stumbling around while ablaze; lighting their surroundings, other zombies, and finally you and your group, on fire.

Don’t light zombies on fire, kids. Be smart. Only use fire for heat and cooking and put it out as soon as it’s not needed anymore or if the situation becomes to dangerous to use it.

i disagree with the above; food will be hard to come by. not in the first few weeks, no, but as time goes on you’ll notice a definite scarcity. the zombie apocalypse is gonna be around for a while, you have to think long-term. if at all possible, make your way to a farm or someplace that’s got wildlife nearby. though this depends on the strain of the virus, zombies usually won’t care for them, so they’re safe to eat.

build water-catchers on top of wherever you’re staying. again, think long-term. sure, you have plenty bottles of water now, but what are you gonna do in two months, when those’ve long run out and all water and electricity has been cut?

and yes, don’t fucking set zombies aflame. zombies don’t feel pain, they’ll just continue coming for you until their brain’s been burnt to a crisp.

lastly, don’t assume that just because something’s not a zombie that that means it’s friendly. even disregarding looters and the like there’ll be a lot of people scared and trigger-happy. caution first, always. be careful with who you trust, not everyone’s got an ‘we’re all in this together’ mentality.

Reblog for writing reference…because…I need to know these things?

(Source: ryuukensu)

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

(Source: theblood-thesweat-thebeers)

killsmedead:

lizznotliz:

gigidowns | courtenaybird:

The Get More Out of Google Infographic Summarizes Online Research Tricks for Students

I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.