inspired by this
Where’s Tony Stark?
tony stark is the entire spectrum
tony stark is the entire spectrum
I saw the question first before I scrolled down to the answers (which are pure truth) and my immediate thought was ” … what time, on what day, after what event?”
also, duct tape on your arms, a few layers, but not too tight. basically it’ll stop a zombie taking a chunk out of your arm if you’re reloading or your blade gets jammed in a zombie
wearing a wetsuit underneath your clothing would also be useful. remember; they were human once, humans have blunt teeth! you try biting through duct tape AND a wet suit
never duct tape joints, your movements will be limited, and you want to be fast and danger (gotta go fast)
don’t hole up in small houses either that’s a recipe for disaster, you want somewhere with a secure upstairs, and a way down from the upstairs that is zombie free or can easily be cleared of zombies (avoid fire exits with steps leading up to them though, unless they have gates at the bottom)
sound = attraction, so if you do have guns, use them only in emergencies or for the sake of popping one head you’ll be greeted with many many more
raid your local medical shops, and get there first, nobody is going to stop and share it out equally while they’re panicking. don’t hit out at somebody unless they hit out at you, though, you already have unintelligent corpses pitted against you, you don’t want sentient humans on your case as well (zombies don’t do the revenge thing, humans do!)
try not to piss people off, because as stated before, yes, humans like revenge
don’t try and be clever and use yourself as live bait; yes playing the hero is glorious in movies, but it doesn’t work so glamorously in real life
large numbers isn’t a good idea. you want small groups, even if you just branch out from being in a larger group, because if there’s a lot of you you are a bigger target, but don’t then go off and decide to be in groups that are too small in case you get surrounded (in which case, the duct tape and wet suits will come in handy)
food shouldn’t be that hard to come by, most people would have attempted to flee the area straight from their houses and packed what they had, raiding local shops could still be worth it. but remember, know your way in, your way out, and double check there’s nothing in the shop ready to sneak up behind you while you’re reaching up for that tin of beans
half balaclava masks or something similar to cover your lower face while fighting zombies could also be useful, you don;t want to accidentally ingest flying zombie fluids and end up one of them, that’d be a nasty surprise for your group to wake up to (since going solo possibly isn’t a good idea)
and always, ALWAYS, have a way to start a fire on you
About that last one… yes zombies burn, they burn real well. But they don’t care. They will continue stumbling around while ablaze; lighting their surroundings, other zombies, and finally you and your group, on fire.
Don’t light zombies on fire, kids. Be smart. Only use fire for heat and cooking and put it out as soon as it’s not needed anymore or if the situation becomes to dangerous to use it.
i disagree with the above; food will be hard to come by. not in the first few weeks, no, but as time goes on you’ll notice a definite scarcity. the zombie apocalypse is gonna be around for a while, you have to think long-term. if at all possible, make your way to a farm or someplace that’s got wildlife nearby. though this depends on the strain of the virus, zombies usually won’t care for them, so they’re safe to eat.
build water-catchers on top of wherever you’re staying. again, think long-term. sure, you have plenty bottles of water now, but what are you gonna do in two months, when those’ve long run out and all water and electricity has been cut?
and yes, don’t fucking set zombies aflame. zombies don’t feel pain, they’ll just continue coming for you until their brain’s been burnt to a crisp.
lastly, don’t assume that just because something’s not a zombie that that means it’s friendly. even disregarding looters and the like there’ll be a lot of people scared and trigger-happy. caution first, always. be careful with who you trust, not everyone’s got an ‘we’re all in this together’ mentality.
Reblog for writing reference…because…I need to know these things?
tags: #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #papa stilinski #stilinskicest #so we all know that i’m going to take that last gif out of context right #right
Heat Exhaustion Symptoms
- Muscle cramps
- Pale skin
- Profuse sweating
- Sunken, dark eyes from dehydration
Do I need to remind you what he looked like during this entire scene?
He’s sweaty, his blood circulation isn’t working well (namely, look at how pale his lips are,) and he’s got dark, sunken in eyes. Now we’ve got a point in which he trips and almost falls for some inexplicable reason. Well, let me ask you this.
How do you torture a frost giant?
Whedon wouldn’t just put in clips like this for no reason. He’s trying to show us something. The Loki we see here in this scene is not a healthy Loki, it’s a Loki who is weak and pale and probably focused on just staying conscious—a Loki who has probably been tortured by Thanos into submission and then sent out to do his dirty work for him, that way Thanos will never get the blame. Loki is just the puppet in the grand master scheme of things. Thanos is using him.
The Loki we see in Thor is radically different from the Loki we see in The Avengers. Sure, post-Thor, Loki is emotionally unstable, and maybe a little nuts, but he wasn’t a murderer. The only reason he went after Jotunheim is because he was having identity issues. Murder wasn’t something that was normal in his repertoire, yet we see him doing it frequently in The Avengers. The Loki we see at the end of Thor doesn’t want to live, let alone take over an entire realm that he had no interest in before. Something drastic must have happened between the two movies to have made Loki have such a huge character change.
It’s said that Thanos caught/rescued Loki after he fell from the Bifrost. Well, what did he do after that? Thanos is known for having telepathic powers, and since he had to have caught Loki knowing who he was and how strong he was, he likely broke into Loki’s mind to find out all of his fears and weaknesses. And once he found out all of Loki’s darkest secrets, it was easy to break him. He and the Chitauri took the Loki we saw in Thor and tortured and corrupted him until he was warped into their own personal demigod, ready to do their bidding. Why do you think Loki spouts off all these quotes about how “Freedom is life’s great lie,” and “In the end, you will always kneel”? He’s projecting.
So, when he trips? That’s the aftershocks of torture. That’s a Loki, weakened and struggling to stay upright, pushing forward through the pain because, otherwise?
“You will long for something as sweet as pain.”
He has to keep going because the alternative isn’t a question.
Okay so check out Stiles’s face when Derek touches him. That is a face of pain, okay, Derek didn’t grab him that hard.
But Stiles was just with Scott at a tattoo parlor, and you know what else they do at tattoo parlors?
Yeah that’s right.
And you know they’ll never disprove this because Stiles is never shirtless :P
OMGUD WHY YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT??
HEAD CANON SO FUCKING ACCEPTED
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.
I wish I’d known this in undergrad.
Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.