IN RESPONSE TO THIS!
oh my fuck god YES
This post is the perfect post. I will never post anything ever again.
(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)
Burn You: A BBC Sherlock Parody
(Based, of course, on Cee-Lo’s Forget You. I would like to apologize for the craptastic quality of my recording/editing software and also for my high notes. I am an alto two, so Cee-Lo’s falsetto notes are not ~exactly in my range, but I did my best. Credit for part of the bridge and general lyrical assistance goes to saintdoriangray, thanks so much! Mild spoilers for Reichenbach.)
I see you solvin’ my crimes with my devious clues
And I’m like, I’ll burn you (oo-oo-oo!)
I think you would make such wonderful shoes
And I’m like, I’ll burn you and burn John too
If I wasn’t forgiving, you wouldn’t be living
Oh, but this is fun (isn’t this fun?)
And though you’re awfully cute, I’ll still tell Seb to shoot
And I’ll burn you (oo-oo-oo!)Hey Sherly, it’s Jim from IT
I had some cute gay underwear
I left my number, but you didn’t call me
Now you know I don’t play fair
I’ll blow up that fool who hangs around with you
(I play with semtex, and now I’m Mr. Sex)
Ooh, I’ve got some bombs for you
Now, run and tell your little doctor friend…[Chorus]
Hey shorty, it’s Moriarty
Wearin’ Westwood, lookin’ cool
I’ll destroy ya, oh I adore ya
And I look so good in the crown jewels
I’ll blow up that fool who runs around with you
(I play with semxtex, and now I’m Mr. Sex)
Ooh, I’ve got a game for you
You didn’t realize I was insane til now?[Chorus]
Now virgin, virgin, virgin, virgin, you need to get laid so bad (so bad, so bad, so bad)
Your flatmate’s heterosexual, your frustration is oh so sad (so sad, so sad, so sad)
Don’t shoot, don’t shoot, don’t shoot, Sherly
I owe you, I still owe you, oh-oh-oh[Chorus]
Ed 2: Have another download link, in case you are so inclined!
FUCK. YES.
Apparently Clark Gregg is in talks to reprise his role in Iron Man 3.
AGENT COUSLON IS COMING BACK BITCHES.
COULSON?! YESSS!
I KNEW IT. COULSON CAN’T BE DEAD AHAHAHAHAAAA FURY YOU LYING /FUCK/
GUYS. GUYS THIS IS WHEDON. OF COURSE PHIL’S NOT DEAD.
Tooooph. <3
I really like the style. Somehow brings to mind bedrock and the deep, dark places of the earth.
Artist: Skulltopus
Archer Boy
- Tony: He was a boy...
- Clint: Huh?
- Tony: She was a girl...
- Natasha: No.
- Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
- Clint: Wait a sec, I-
- Tony: He shot arrows.
- Natasha: Tony, stop-
- Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
- Natasha: STOP.
- Tony: He wanted her.
- Clint: Huh!?
- Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
- Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
- Tony, Tony you beautiful troll. xD
“Loki is such a good father~”
Oh god oh god oh god. The noise I just made was not human. D:
